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So Wonchop Just Called My Mobile

Posted by Gerkinman - July 14th, 2008


Holy shit, i just had Wonchop call my mobile, i have no idea how he got my number, i dont hand it out to anybody. Anyways, im sitting here at work, my phone rings, i answer it, and its fucking wonchop saying Gerkinman over and over really slowly. So, because this is so strange i ask him whats going on. He tells me everybody on the internet has turned on him and hates him, even people he thought were his friends. Hes very stressed at the moment. I ask him why he has called me, especially since i hate him myself. He tells me because i know what its like to be hated by everyone. After that uplifting piece of information i told him to just leave the internet and wait for it all to blow over, but no, the internet means to much to him. Then he tells me he has a gun in his hand and screamed into the phone for about 20 seconds. I proceeded to hang up on him and turn off my phone so he couldnt call me back.

This all happened just now.

So dear Wonchop

If you were being serious, i hope you went threw with it, the shit you pulled was bad enough, but to make an international call to tell me im the only person you know thats as hated as you are and that makes us friends and i should help you is bullshit. Good riddens.

If you werent being serious... grow some fucking balls, man up and move on. Consider yourself lucky i wasnt at the con. While most people around here thrive on E-Drama and rely on their friends and words to solve their problems, both online and off, as was evident at the con, i personally prefer to solve my problems with my fists and would have been more then happy to have hit you, several times, had i been there.

Dont ever call my fucking mobile again and dont ever, EVER compare yourself to me again and pray we never meet in person while your at it.

In other news, heres a picture of Gerkinman and independant aussie comic star Billy Demon Slayer i drew.

So Wonchop Just Called My Mobile


Comments

Wtf?!

Yeh seriously, why me of all people?

Everyone on the internet has hated him for the last two years. What makes today any different?

Also, you two need to just get married already. This show's been running for four seasons and we've still seen nothing but arguments. The tension has just gotten repetitive.

What makes it different is the shit he pulled at AX i suppose.

I would have actually gone off at him over the phone if hadnt started screaming at me.

As for the marriage, hes not my type, hes a little too fat for my tastes.

What did he pull at AX?

Lifting a number of girls skirts to look at their panties, one in particular being a friend of mine. Slapping girls asses without asking, undressing infront of an underage female, and an assortment of other crimes against humanity.

Whoa. Shit. That's cold, man. I mean, it's wonchop, but seriously.

Im a cold guy. Ive got my own problems, i dont need that fat retard coming to me for babysitting.

And after Squeakytoad's personal appearance -- Bug will stop by for some lunch and have a satisfying affair with Wonchop, but Gerkinman gets a bit jealous and throws a raging fit, which will cause more views :)

Throw in a dick joke or two for good measure.

You said Wonchop doesn't have your number as far as you know. Isn't it entirely possible that it was a someone you knew playing a prank? It would seem that everyone and their grandmother can do a passable Wonchop impression.

I dont think so, the only person oustide my family with my number is my ex girlfriend, who has never had anything to do with any of these online communities. Ive never used my mobile for anything other then family and business calls before. Or it could have been Rubbaninja i guess. >_>;

and nothing of value was lost

Well, i wouldnt say that, this could be a waste of a front page post. =B

Wonchop undressing? LOCK EM UP BOYS.

atleast the drawing was nice

Haha, yeh, i have a reputation to uphold :P

The next step for the show is obvious. It should then be revealed, live on air, that PiGPEN is actually a male when he removes his costume in front of everyone.

Man, Why dose everyone hate him?
I mean even though you guys all hate him you don't just let someone possibly kill themselves.
I can understand you were at work but still, thats harsh man.
Even if Wonchop did all those perverted things he doesn't deserve to die.
We let Serial killers and bank robbers live, yet one man commits perverted acts and he deserves to die?

I'm sorry but you need to grow up.
Maybe it was a prank or something but even then you don't just hang up until you KNOW its a fucking prank.
I'm so pissed off right now its not even funny.

God, this is just fucking bullshit.
Maybe Wonchop is a dirty pervert, maybe he is annoying.
But the dude doesn't deserve to die because of it.
Seriously you all need to fucking man up and grow the hell up.

What the fuck is wrong with all of you sadistic bastards?
I cant even begin to understand what made you hang up.
So what your at work, Whopdy Fucking Do.
Do you all enjoy making his life miserable?

Really. I cant believe this horse shit.
Your all really the same too.
If it makes you fit in with the other sadistic masochists then why not right?
Its all about being part of something.

Were you all like beaten as kids or something?
Because if not you fucking deserved it for what you put people through.

Sure i don't personally know Wonchop, Maybe he is a fucking sick pervert.
So what, you all yourselves are much sicker.
Oh god he lifted a girls skirt?
Oh lord he garbed a girls ass?
the undressing in front of a child thing i can see as bad but no.

These are all lies you fabricated to put him down.
Your all spineless sick fucking bastards.

Your realize if Wonchop did kill himself his blood is on your fucking hands.
Your all going to hell, i don't doubt that i am but you guys earned your spots.
Satan knows you all by heart, he watches you beat off to the misery of others.

I'm going to say this one last time.
Grow the fuck up.

"Oh, but word."
"You're nothing but a fucking 14 year old brat"
Maybe i am just a kid but im far more mature then you guys.

Maybe you all think this is some joke?
That maybe Wonchop has no feelings and takes no offense.
But he dose, You all hate it when people make fun of you.
So why are you any better when you make fun of others.

You all seriously pushed it over the edge this time.

I'm going to end this one politely.

Fuck off, Eat a dick and Wise up. The world doesn't revolve around you.

If he wants to kill himself thats his business, it has nothing to do with me. Its none of my business.

Chill out, above guy. Wonchop's joked about committing suicide before.
Everyone assumes he's joking this time.

And no, nobody's condoning suicide (well, Gerkinman is, but he and Wonchop have an interesting history).

The guy needs to get some mental help (whether or not he's serious).

He didnt clean his pooper before i stuck it in :(

Wow. What the fuck indeed. I don't know the guy, but still... geez. I'm speechless.

there there

I agree with WordOfHate, except with less swearing and religiousness involved. I mean really, those things he did aren't even that bad. I have plenty of friends who do much worse at dances and stuff, and they surely don't deserve to die.

I'm assuming it WAS a prank, but if not, what if he REALLY did kill himself? That would all be on you man, and yes, you do care. Anyone cares if they're responsible for another persons life, no matter how heartless they are.

I dont hold myself responsible for things people bring upon themselves.

I'll chill out when you sadistic pricks stop the shit.

And maybe he has joked before.
This time could be for real.
And maybe he dose need mental help, so dose half of the world.
If anything i'd say wonchop's mental condition bests all of yours.

The only reason he has these thoughts is because of you sadistic ass clowns
toying with his emotions.

Good day.

Maybe I'm just stupid, but I don't belive he called you, and you're just trying to make him look dumb.

If it was real, it was probally just a prank anyways.

I guess I can understand.
I wouldn't like it if someone called me, saying something dumb while I was busy.

i dare say it was ;D

But look at the fun its created.

Gerkinman, check the PM I sent you. This could be getting out of hand, man. Some people do stupid things, and some people are taking this pretty seriously. It's possible Wonchop might. Don't want anyone to do anything stupid. =/

Also, forgot to comment on the pic. Looks swell. Best Gerkinman drawing yet (did the pose well).

Sorry for the cursing and religious reffrences,
just when i get pissed off as much as this i tend to over do it.

OKAI,
LOVE YOU GAIS.
BAI BAI

Bai!

As man stated before, I think that this should be called off. Quite frankly, blowing up someone's spot and reputation on a front page Newgrounds post isn't quite necessary. You should be the better man and just ignore the guy. Seriously.

Let him be. He's ruining his own reputation himself, you don't have to do the work for him. ;)

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Don't get caught alone, oh no

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When it comes through your door
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Don't get caught alone, oh no

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When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
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If you're seeing things
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call?
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Well, if you've had a dose of
a freaky ghost baby
You'd better call:
Ghostbusters! Ow!

Let me tell you something
Bustin' makes me feel good

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

Don't get caught alone, oh no

Ghostbusters!

When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call

Ghostbusters!

Ow!

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

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Ghostbusters!

If there's something strange
in your neighborhood

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

If there's something weird
and it don't look good

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Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

If you're seeing things
running through your head

Who can you call?
Ghostbusters!

An invisible man
sleeping in your bed

Oh, who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

If you're all alone
pick up the phone

And call:
Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I hear it likes the girls

I ain't afraid of no ghost

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

Well, if you've had a dose of
a freaky ghost baby
You'd better call:
Ghostbusters! Ow!

Let me tell you something
Bustin' makes me feel good

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

Don't get caught alone, oh no

Ghostbusters!

When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call

Ghostbusters!

Ow!

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

If there's something strange
in your neighborhood

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

If there's something weird
and it don't look good

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

If you're seeing things
running through your head

Who can you call?
Ghostbusters!

An invisible man
sleeping in your bed

Oh, who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

If you're all alone
pick up the phone

And call:
Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I hear it likes the girls

I ain't afraid of no ghost

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

Well, if you've had a dose of
a freaky ghost baby
You'd better call:
Ghostbusters! Ow!

Let me tell you something
Bustin' makes me feel good

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

Don't get caught alone, oh no

Ghostbusters!

When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call

Ghostbusters!

Ow!

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

If there's something strange
in your neighborhood

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

If there's something weird
and it don't look good

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

If you're seeing things
running through your head

Who can you call?
Ghostbusters!

An invisible man
sleeping in your bed

Oh, who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

If you're all alone
pick up the phone

And call:
Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I hear it likes the girls

I ain't afraid of no ghost

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

Well, if you've had a dose of
a freaky ghost baby
You'd better call:
Ghostbusters! Ow!

Let me tell you something
Bustin' makes me feel good

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

Don't get caught alone, oh no

Ghostbusters!

When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call

Ghostbusters!

Ow!

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

If there's something strange
in your neighborhood

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

If there's something weird
and it don't look good

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

If you're seeing things
running through your head

Who can you call?
Ghostbusters!

An invisible man
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Oh, who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

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Who you gonna

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