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Gerkinman
Driven, if nothing else.

Age 37, Male

Motion Artist and In

Northern Rivers NSW

Joined on 1/11/04

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I did not read it but nice picture.

It was pretty much just a story about me sucking my own cock.

WELL IM SCREWED THEN
THE HERGE IS PROBOLY THE MOST UNIQE THING ON NEWGROUNDS!!!!!!!

but dude if that happened then ALL THE VOTERS would say "yes" to all the shit thats coming.....

the voters dont know whats good for them

also wtf is that bean doing in a cage?

p.s. for the comments that people left you it sems like im the only one who actually did read the thing.

double p.s. its too hard to focus on your post when you are wiggling your ass in your pic

triple p.s. im not ghey

*insert negative comment here*

;o;

A Yes/No system would SUCK. While usually I press either 0 or 5, I also consider the options inbetween. There have been many times that I've given a submission a 3 or a 4, and occasionally a 1 or 2. The average scores of a movie depends on these numbers, and a yes/no system would basically ruin the sense of overall basic user control, especially in the Audio Portal. The first trickle of votes usually decides how well your song or loop will do in the future.

I don't remember the rest of your post since all I thought about was that part.

Dude .....Ya gotta hook me up with some of that acid ya took

Regarding the voting, I admit that I only use one and five when trying to get Blams/Protects, but if I happen to view flash not under judgement (I.E front page) I try to give out a fair rating, though I usually really like something or really dislike something so mostly 5s and 0s.

Reviews I don't usually do as I'm a lazy fuck, but If I do, it's usually because it's really REALLY good, or it has some flaws/I want to give suggestion. Or maybe I just wanna brag about my hi-score. So mostly 10s and 0s.

Parodies. It's not original, but if done right, it is extremely funny. I just don't really see how people who don't do parodies can compete. It's not fair, but I don't have any ideas for a solution.

This is a pretty epic news post.

Your vision of the future of Newgrounds makes me sad :(

Refering to a response of yours to another reader, I must concur that many users on YouTube are complete idiots. It'd be a shame for them to come here.

OH WAIT TO LATE DX

Egoraptor actually replied to this? That's just funny lol. Much obvious truths in this post sir =/

Yeh, im curious as to why he doesnt just ignore me.

I always imagined at that time, the avatars and personal icons would be a selection of other peoples work instead of their own that the community may pick.
You know....because so many people just sort of steal them.
The selection would be as follows...

Madness Combat character
Some pictures from Egoraptors flashes
Tankmen
Foamy

And once more with the rejoicing.

PS: Splendid bottom.

Thanks, i grew it myself :)

The Fox Die in your system is killing you, I regret to inform you that you will not live to 2010 and experience Newgrounds... Also in 2009 1/2 Im going to go back in time to 2009 1/4 and slay you, then save your "wife" and her "clones" as they are 3 VERY different sex slaves. Besides. I am the chosen one... I said it on my profile, and this is the internet, so it must be true. Its science. How can it be flawed?

I fucking came.

so i jerked off once and i accidently cut my dick my my fingernail and the foreskin bled

No.
I refuse to live in a world like that.

No one to blame but the 13 year olds

the part that struck me most in your "vision" was about the original artists moaning about how no one cares about them. Holy ass....2010 sure sounds sucky .

Speaking about ass, pull your pants up man, it's giving me terrible nightmares.

people say the world will end soon but it might not we have been wrong before also i go on youtube every now and then and people there steal vids from here and dont say hoo really made it but some people say its from newgrounds so they come here and think it is cool so they make a account and then some try to rune newgrounds so then people go to youtube or another site and your dream might come true my do some times

What a horrific vision of the future, a world controlled by morons!
Then again the majority are the norm, and normality is a stereotype, currently set to "Scum & Fools" so the world is already controlled by around a 90% majority of scum and fools... Oh dear, your vision has already started to come true.

Amusing though -thumbs up-

By the way, nice bum, I imagine it was home grown?

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