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I cant believe this movies score, ah well, thats Newgrounds for ya.
There was some really nice animation in this, i found the whole thing to be rather hypnotic to watch. Some beautiful particle effects, snazzy editing and music, a nice and enjoyable little package.
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You are the best voice actor ever,
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i was adam and da bullwoman!
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It brought a tear to my eye :)
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So you made a menu? Wow, your a true master of the flash medium, your ability to copy paste code is beyond compare. Enjoy your stolen 4th daily place, i sure am glad this piece of nothing but stolen trash knocked something more deserving out of the top 5 for the day. You should pat yourself on the back captain theft. Pat it real good.
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Wow, somebody alost as sarcastic as me. Aren't you a cheerful little child. Never once did I say that it is my work, so really I'm just advertising other people's, since I credit the artists. I mean, is it that difficult to understand. Oh and I never said the menu was complicated, more tedious, but still easy. And actually all of the coding is different for each button. So to be frank, I can't say that it's stolen. As you're profile says, you are indeed an internet ass-hole. Did you happen to submit something that you thought would get in the daily top 5, and this knocked it out, or did you just wake up on the wrong side of your mother's bed? In future, how about being constructive in your critisism you massive douche, and I would pat mysef on the back, but I hurt my lats so it wouldn't work out. I'll wait until you are proclaimed the biggest ass hole alive, then I shall pat away.
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If that was what Theres Something About Halo 3 had to offer then thank god it was cancelled. That was horrible! A bunch of really badly designed character models tweening around ugly scenery with horrible use of textures and some of the worst voice acting ive heard in recent memory. The scene where the guys head was knocked off by a branch just kept going and going, by the time the joke hit i had stopped caring about it, the comedic timing was just, non existant. I dont know what else to say other then try harder with your next flash and dont try to immitate the popular flash of yesteryear, come up with your own gags and ideas.
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Theres alot of things to like about this flash, the art for the most part was nice for example, and the fact you made it in a mere 2 weeks is amazing, but there where alot of things that just didn't gel with me.
I suppose ill start with the mouths, i quite like the overly expressive style but at the same time the rest of the character wasn't anywhere near as expressive, the body acting and facial expressions for example where never as extreme as the mouths which kind of made the mouths distracting and in a way, maybe even out of place.
My other 2 main gripes where with the voice acting and the time of the piece, the voices weren't particularly exciting to listen to, they all sounded rather flat in fact. Which kind of made it less interesting to watch, but when you stick the fact it just kept going and going on top of it, it was just too much. You could have easily shaved a minute off this without loosing any impact.
So i guess what im saying is, in short, i personally found this to be a rather generic cartoon, which was very similar to most stuff found on the likes of CN and Nick, and i don't mean that in a positive way. I much preferred you Too Much Spare Time animation.
And if your wondering why i have taken the time to write this, its because i know your capable of alot more then this.
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Are you sure you know what you're talking about? I was carefully taking notes from you at first, until you got to the voice acting bit and realised you had no idea what you were on about... I sort of skimmed over the rest. I'm sorry, but I can't really take your grammar/spelling error-riddled review seriously now. I should have just skipped straight to the unanimous "People think this is a useless review." Stop wasting my time.
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The first one of these collabs was horrible, but each one still managed to get progressively worse. And here we are at number 04. And here we are scraping the bottom of the barrel. Horrible animation, horrible jokes, i dont have one single positive thing to say about this flash. Please just let this die. :(
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I dont know whether you wrote those lyrics yourself or not, but it was an emotional little piece. Especially since my gf of over 3 years left me just a few weeks ago. I didnt know robots could make me feel sad until i watched this.
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Fucking Brilliant
If i had one complaint, which it just so happens i do, its all the male characters sound really similar, perhaps to similar?
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well I voiced the dog and lobster but two separate actors voiced the bear at the start and george's boss. anyway glad you liked it!
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Its interesting to watch something on here that seems to have more in common with graphic design then it does cartoons, but its a breath of fresh air. Id go so far as to say this flash is proof that sometimes less is more. I cant help but ad this to my favorites.
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